Note: This offer ends May 15, 2008!
Ok, people, why in the world is it that I can't seem to get you to accept FREE MONEY!!! Seriously, there are no strings attached! Go on over and sign up today! Get that $25 sent to your bank account--Again, NO STRINGS!! You only have three or four days left to take advantage of this. Surely, you can use $25????!!!!
Hurry, hurry! Before it's too late!